Cool congratulations to a man theme. Happy birthday wishes for a man are funny and vulgar. Funny and cool congratulations

A real man always appreciates good humor and jokes. This helps many in difficult life situations, provides an opportunity to establish and maintain good relationships with colleagues and friends, and maintain a healthy microclimate in the family. It is rare to find people who lack a sense of humor. Therefore, a cheerful congratulation in a comic style will be pleasant for any man on his birthday. Come boldly to this section of our website, here we have collected many different options for congratulations that your birthday boy will definitely like and will make his birthday full of joy and fun.

What to wish a man on his birthday?
More useful business meetings,
And life is sweeter than the best jam,
And not to know sexual diseases...
To have more love in life,
Preferably several times a day!
So that all women love you
And they warmed the soul and the bed!

There is a price to pay for courage!
Being a man is hard:
Chest so hairy
It's like tar!
And the socks are very dry,
Lying under the bed.
Someone would feed him abundantly.
I'm hungry as a boa constrictor!
Happy Birthday!
You're just like me!
To avoid a hangover
And your family grew!

I give you T-shirts
Sweaters, panties, socks.
You're already dressed to the nines,
The temples are smoothly shaved.
What else would you like on your birthday?
Can I give it to my boyfriend?
So that even he is hungover
Could you love me very much?
A box of vodka, a box of beer,
In the "sex services" phone,
To make life happy
May he be joyful!

Today is a great day for you!
A mountain of smiles, happiness and gifts.
You can dig up that old stump
Where homeless people drink vodka in the park.
Or can you run around the house naked?
Or scare passers-by with your “gnome”,
Ride to work on a camel
And I don’t care that people swear!
I've gone a little crazy.
Happy birthday to you, my dear!

Yellow - and sunny mood,
Green - in security dollars,
Red - a great feeling of love,
Multi-colored - a dream come true!
Blue - the sea on which you will relax,
Orange - carrot juice to become healthy,
Such a rainbow, friend, for you,
Well, Happy Birthday, and three cheers!

I want to rummage in the garden
And dig up a countless treasure,
And then drill a well
And find the oil lake.
I would like to write a script
And sell it to Spielberg right away
Let Angelina and Brad be paired
He will shoot on it.
Always have it in your pocket
Keys to the car and apartment,
And most importantly, have a desire,
Improve something in this world.

May you always be lucky
Cheerful, hard-working, healthy -
Gather friends more often
Forget the doctors!
To have fun
With the male brethren -
We don't care about snacks,
But the beer flows like a river!
And let our team
A beautiful goal will be scored!
And let the team of chicks
Gives without rest!

Happy Selfish Day to you, dear friend! May you have all the best, bright, passionate, gentle, beautiful, kind and happy! Be true to yourself - and let the world bend under you! Congratulations!

Happy birthday! I wish you health, love, fulfillment of all your desires! As they say - a wad of money, a new car, good luck, a dacha and happiness in addition!

Well? Congratulations! The years fly by, but it’s good that you still have a lot of time to do new, adult and completely conscious nonsense! So life to you, filled with the brightest events! Always act as your heart tells you, so that you have something to remember later!

You almost never see real men like you anymore, so you are our rarest, most rare specimen. Happy birthday from my huge heart! On my way, I wish you to conquer all career ascents, all women’s hearts and life’s peaks!

You are a great master of your life! Your energy charges you like a power outlet. You perfectly combine masculine beauty, strength of character and an incredible sense of humor. You know how to highlight the main thing in a person and in life! You are a great example for the younger generation! So may everything in your life work out in the most wonderful way!

Happy birthday, I want to wish you self-confidence, a profitable, calm and beloved job, a stable, strong, large and happy family, unforgettable impressions, an expensive car, a country house, a house full of friends, confidence in the future.

I wish your life to be as bright as a clear sunny day, full as a glass of champagne, cloudless as the sky over the desert. And let the lights of hope always shine in the windows of your friends and family, like the stars in the night sky. Be healthy, happy and lucky!

Happy birthday! Let there be more sharp turns in your life, let your refrigerator burst at the seams, and let money fall out of your bags. A goldfish lives in the aquarium, fulfilling your every desire, and your favorite kisser and hugger sleeps in the bedroom.

Congratulations on an amazing and unique holiday, Happy Birthday! Always take from life what you can and what is given. After all, you can’t relive life again. Always love and you will be loved. May this bright and high day bring you only joy, success and health.

Happy birthday! On this day I wish you to always be cheerful, positive, healthy, strong, courageous, lucky, happy, loved. May you be surrounded by people who love you.

Today we wish the hero of the occasion the most important thing - to always remain young! No one will argue that youth is a wonderful state when you are full of strength and energy, plans and hopes, when you daily expect something bright and joyful to happen. When you are young, you are sure that you can do everything, any task can be solved in one, two, three times... Therefore, we wish you not to lose this feeling of carefree youth in your soul! Be happy!

Congratulations on your birthday! Let this day be a transition for you to a new stage in your life. I wish you to become more courageous, luckier, stronger and, of course, healthier every year. May all your dreams come true as soon as possible and, at the same time, new ones appear. I also wish that there are always true friends nearby who will help and support at any moment. May all your family and friends be happy. Please us every day with your radiant smile and wonderful mood. We, in turn, promise to help you with this.
Happy birthday to you and I want to wish you to be courageous, strong and healthy! Every man knows what he needs to be happy, so I want to wish you health and good luck, joy and success, all the best that you can imagine! Let there be enough money for all your whims, and let every moment bring joy!
What kind of a real man is he? This is a person you can rely on at any moment, whom you can trust, with whom you can just have a heart-to-heart talk. A real man is my favorite. I'm so happy next to him. Today, my beloved, celebrates his birthday. I congratulate you on your triumph from the bottom of my heart. Let your life flow calmly and confidently, like a full river. I wish you good luck in everything, good health, always good mood and prosperity.

May all the wishes addressed to you on your birthday come true soon. All positive emotions will remain in your heart for a whole year until your next birthday. I wish life to be like a fairy tale, full of miracles and fairy-tale mood. Let the sun shine for you and charge you with energy for the whole day. Never lose heart. And even from unpleasant situations, learn invaluable lessons. On this day, receive many pleasant surprises. Today you will hear many pleasant compliments, all addressed to you. Let your good mood never disappear, but only rise. May your favorite fairy tale come true, and may today’s holiday bring a lot of pleasure and joy. Let people make you smile. And life will be damn nice and cool!
What is the most precious thing in life? Material well-being and wealth? Yes. Successful career and personal achievements? Certainly. To keep your family healthy? Without a doubt. And also - support and understanding of loved ones, relatives, best friends, and family. After all, only with their help can we move mountains and change the world. And our birthday boy has all this! With all my heart I wish that he will continue to be surrounded only by the closest people who always love and wait for him.

What I wish for you is actually not that important. After all, the main thing is that it all comes from the heart. And in my soul now there is a huge holiday, happiness, love and joy, which is what I want to wish for you, dear. And although this holiday will end sooner or later, let everything else remain with you forever, as in my soul, as long as you are next to me, in my life. Happy birthday, my beloved and dear person, thank you for being with me!

Never let the years that add wisdom and life experience to you prevent you from taking rash and spontaneous actions. They are the ones who give you a feeling of happiness. Never let those around you who make up your social circle influence your own opinion. This is what makes you stand out from the crowd. Never let the troubles that instill in you tolerance and the courage to overcome them, disappoint you in life. Live wisely and be happy!

My dear man, you know how to be gallant and prudent. You know how to achieve success in all matters. I want to wish you to become stronger, more courageous and more confident in yourself. May comfort and peace await you at home. May your friends never betray you. Let your loved ones always be there in sorrow and joy. All the best to you, happy birth and may every minute of your life be happy and cheerful.

Taking this opportunity, I want to wish you that luck will become your faithful companion, that every minute of your long life will be wonderful, that your cherished desires will come true as soon as possible, and that your dreams will definitely come true. I wish fate fair winds, good weather, sunny days. May you be appreciated at work, may love and mutual understanding reign in the family, may your children please you with their successes! May there always be loved ones around you, may there be peace in your soul, and may there be happiness in your heart!

On your birthday
I wish earthly blessings,
With a strong man's hand
You ruled your destiny.
Reliable, devoted friends,
In the service of promotion,
Have a good and happy day,
Good luck, happy birthday!
May you be lucky in everything and often,
Let everything be great in business.
Let the path to dreams be easy,
Relatives are waiting in the house,
Ladies always inspire -
Be the best man!
I wish you a firm, faithful step
Walk through the thorns of fate
Be friends with luck by all means
And bring your dreams closer!
Happiness, love, fun and laughter,
So that work is like joy.
High flights, soft falls -
We wish you everything on your birthday!
On this day I wish passionately
Live beautifully and wonderfully,
So that people respect
And my friends didn’t forget.
You lived in happiness, in abundance.
And let everything be fine.
May your birthday be awesome.
Let it be cool, like in the movies.
Don't live your life in vain -
Appreciate everything that is given to you!
Be strong, rich, healthy,
I wish you to forget about troubles, worries,
I wish that things always go uphill,
May you smile and never be sad!
Success in business, luck, patience,
I also wish you good mood,
Be true to your friends, be responsible for your words,
Be a man, happy birthday to you!
May fate always please you,
May many miracles happen in life.
May everything always be given without difficulty,
But happiness does not leave you at all.

Don't yawn on your birthday,
Pour the glass fuller,
And we will “sip” them to the bottom,
So that the essence of life is visible.

We wish you, from the first, many years,
Good health, victories,
May the whole year be wonderful
And he gave you positivity.

Second, let success promise,
To always look respectable
Had, despite the problems,
And he was the master of fate.

And with the third, let love come,
The kind that won't let you down
Will give you vigor and strength,
So that even the moment is pleasant.

We would like to wish you on the fourth -
It's always a great time to relax
It's easy to overcome problems
And it’s great to succeed in life.

And we’ll thank you for the comfort,
So that there is money in the house here and there,
And there are plenty of different benefits,
Not life, but sweet wine.

We will accept the sixth, without interference,
So that the cheerful laughter does not stop,
Friends entered the house in a crowd,
Feast, songs, feast on the mountain.

Why not drink to your family?
We drink the seventh glass to them,
So that family peace is okay,
Invigorated you for a hundred years in a row.

Drink the eighth, whoever is strong,
There is a reason for the future,
So that I look forward with optimism
And may good luck await you.

Well, I lost count of the glasses,
Although I hardly drank...
Come on, memory, tighten up,
And you, my friend, don’t double up.

We can handle nine, ten is unlikely,
After all, you are both a friend and a brother to us,
With you, grief is not a problem,
We drink today to you.

And finally, a few words:
Fit, cheerful and healthy,
Walk confidently towards your dream,
And you and I are on the same path.

Not a man, but a dream
He has intelligence and beauty
For all women he is a hero,
Young seducer!

It's not easy to be like this
Stocky, tall!
Let's say for sure you are alone,
The best of men!

We know exactly what's wrong with you,
Comfort and peace await us!
We'll celebrate your birthday
We'll celebrate it until the morning!

And we congratulate you,
We hasten to wish you happiness,
We hug you very tightly
We value you too!

We wish you many years, we wish you many years,
May they only bring you good luck.
May you become a year older today,
There is no need to be sad: we have entered the time of maturity!

Let every year add another
Health, wisdom, success and victories,
Let the boyish enthusiasm leave,
And optimism, and to live without troubles!

Let everything be as it could be, dreamed:
There is respect and honor at work,
So that all good things happen, of course,
And may you have friends around, and may you be lucky!

May all your achievements and hopes
Reached unprecedented heights
May there be peace in the family, prosperity in the home,
Impossible dreams will come true!

Today is your birthday -
We congratulate you.
Great happiness with all my heart
We wish you, lovingly!

May success await you in business
And happiness in personal life.
Let things be the best
And overall everything is great!

Let the car of health be
With a cart to boot.
Let sadness pass by.
And good luck pleases!

Let every hour be cool,
Good - mood.
Live a hundred years and make us happy!
In short - happy birthday!

What is the celebration for?
What are people celebrating?
That, comrade, is your birthday.
Let's celebrate! That's it!

The feast is on fire, the tables are set,
The birthday boy is at the head,
And drinks are poured for everyone,
The cake is huge aside!

The guests make speeches
Congratulations from the bottom of my heart.
New dishes are brought -
Incredibly good!

Someone is singing a song
All the singers are a perfect choice.
Every guest doesn't notice
How I got involved in the friendly choir!

The music is playing loudly.
Everyone started dancing quickly!
People are walking well
The party was a success!

Thanks to you, owner
We express on behalf of all of us
For the reception, for the treat,
And for the fact that you are with us!

May heaven protect you
With its mighty power
Go forward while looking back
Just to know what happened
So that on the mistakes of past years
Learn to strive upward again,
And still to find the answer
How to get up again and not crash.
I want to have only friends nearby,
You were surrounded everywhere
So that the family is happy,
So that sorrows pass by.
And in this world of vanity
I wish you joy in life,
With a smile so that you wake up
On your brightest birthday!

Cheerful and funny congratulations to a man (comic poems for the Husband’s Anniversary from his wife)

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Beyond the endless fields,
Behind the mountains, behind the forests,
Among the pines, they say,
There is a man - just a treasure!

He built a house in the village,
I arranged everything in order,
And all day long
He runs the farm there himself.

Impossible workaholic
[...]*

He is a poetry lover
And a connoisseur of Vysotsky,
Plus a great family man -
In general, a rare citizen.

And it’s not for nothing that there are rumors,
What they don't produce anymore
In modern workshops
Such wonderful ones -

Only in distant Baikonur
According to a secret recipe
They are forged without pampering
Once every century or two.

And I won’t hide it from you,
I got this miracle.
And to you, my beloved,
I wish with all my heart:

And health and prosperity,
And in excellent order,
So that with a broom in the corners
You didn't jump in the morning,

[...]*
There was peace in my soul...
Happy anniversary, dear!

Cheerful and Funny Comic Congratulations on the Anniversary (50 years) to a Man from a Friend

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There are many soulful names in the world,
You have been given the best of them in the world,
It is known to both adults and small children
That everyone has only one mother in their life.

A good surname will remind you of something
From childhood distant cloudless dreams,
Fill your heart with hope and joy,
Like mother's tenderness, warmth and love.

This is probably where you draw strength from -
Energy splashes in you over the edge,
Or maybe it’s just an ordinary awl,
It doesn’t matter, but don’t lose your courage!

And let him always be drawn to rush somewhere,
So as not to lie on the sofa doing nothing -
Go to ****, go skiing,
And, having drunk a fair amount, stand up on your head!

Half a century, and there is still gunpowder in reserve -
Perhaps it will be more than enough for the same amount,
And drive two thousand on the highway in a day,
And save your strength for your young wife.

With your temperament it's not difficult,
Fifty dollars - after all, this is the heyday,
[...]*

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Cool Comic Congratulations on the Anniversary to a Man from Friends in Poems

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To slightly spice up the feast -
We want to congratulate you with poems,
Half a century is not that much
For a person, say, Seryoga!

I've already known you for half my life,
And we understand how lucky we are
That we have a smart friend -
Great innovator, inventor,

There are countless ideas, an abyss of talent...

Funny Comic Congratulations on the Anniversary to a Man - poems to the Director from Colleagues

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In our sovereign Motherland
There is transportation, the city is glorious -
It's December there
Our hero has appeared.
[...]*

And over the years of leadership
Our production director
He retained his character -
Golden as before!

Congratulations on your anniversary
We present the medal with all our hearts,
New camera
And an automatic machine,

And our special greetings -
Birthday boy portrait
With wishes of health
And happy many years to come!

Funny Jokes Happy Anniversary Congratulations to a Man from Colleagues and Friends

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Tell me, Sasha, it’s not for nothing
All the fanfare for you today
Are they trumpeting “for health”?
Fifty dollars is a significant date,
And you got results
For these 50!

Cool congratulation script for the boss
(Italian style)

Scene 1. reworking of the song “We are Bandito”:

We are bandito-gangsterito
Cosa Nostra Italiano, oh yes!
Mafioso famous
And spy tirelessly, oh yes!

Cool Comic Congratulations on the Anniversary: ​​a poem to your beloved Husband from his wife for 50 years

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You and I raised two sons,
And you are the main example for them in everything,
And behind you I’m like behind a wall,
With such a man we will not be lost

Cheerful Congratulations-Toast on Anniversary to a Man
(touching comic poems to your beloved husband from your wife)

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You combine all the roles perfectly -
Father of two daughters, worthy son
And it’s been 20 years since you devoured
A pound of salt for two with me alone

A funny funny scene of congratulations to the male boss
(for the anniversary scenario in the style of the "Venice Carnival")

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We gathered today at the Palazzo
At Piazza Paveletzio Station,
To admire the venerable Doge,
At our grandiose carnival,

Give praise in honor of his birthday,
Assure us of our eternal devotion

Cool Remade Song - Congratulations to a Man
(adaptation of the lyrics of the song “Turn”)

For a great man
There are always reasons to drink
But we care!

This glorious birthday
We are especially looking forward to
We're waiting - we'll be happy to pour it

For a new turn, let it bring
Life only takes off

© Maryana Shell
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Cool Songs for a Man's Anniversary and Birthday

Funny Songs-Adaptations for a Friend for Anniversary and Birthday

Cool funny Sketch-Congratulations on the Man's Anniversary

Comic Sketch-congratulations to the Director, Chief, Manager on the Anniversary and Birthday

Funny Happy Anniversary Congratulations to Dad with Humor in Poems

Touching Beautiful Congratulations to My Husband on His Anniversary

Comic and Cool Remade Songs-Congratulations to Dad on Anniversary and Birthday

Beautiful Touching Poems for Your Beloved Man

Cool Songs-Adaptations for My Husband for Anniversary and Birthday

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Funny Cool birthday greetings to a Friend in Poems (funny greetings to a man to order)

Original Scenario for the Men's Anniversary (in verse)

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Comic Script for a cheerful Anniversary Congratulations in verse

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Let the ladies watch, always sighing after...
There is a good omen among the people -
Every year a man is like cognac,
It only gets stronger. He's a master

Drive any touchy one crazy.
Let it be so! Let's say thank you to God
For your wonderful destiny in life.
Let everything be as you would like it!

We wish that instead of adjectives, Mendeleev’s periodic system would be applied to you, because you have golden hands and a heart, a silicon character, an iron will, and you yourself are a Titan man!

Happy birthday!
I wish you to be lucky
Be cheerful and rich
Live not only on a salary,
And have another income,
And, of course, don’t grow old!

What can you wish for a real macho?
More money, a car and a dacha,
There are many beautiful and devoted women,
Life is like a fairy tale with a successful path!

More good luck, health, love,
Find your dream as soon as possible!
A lot of goodness, strength, happiness, luck,
We wish you everything on your birthday!

Let even the snowiest peaks melt before your charm; no closed door can resist your pressure. May your opportunities open up new horizons on the love front.

Your birth is simply a celebration of the century,
You always succeed in everything grandly.
There is no more perfect person next to us,
Who will definitely always achieve his goal!

Birthday boy! Congratulation
This holiday, embrace it!
Be healthy, strong, strong,
Don't be bored for no reason!

And I want to be rich!
Find some treasure,
Travel around the world,
See a lot, know a lot!

Today is your day, so we wish you not to hit your face today either in the dirt, or in the salad, or anywhere else, but to spend it with dignity, so that in the morning you remember everything, and the memories do not make you ashamed.

Let a man's life certainly become
Such that the king would envy
So that only good changes happen,
And so that love plays a big role in it.

Happy birthday, the coolest one,
The smartest and most beautiful
The strongest, strongest, kindest,
Wealthy and fashionable!

The most joyful, cheerful,
And, of course, healthy!
Live long, long time
In a world of happiness and love!

On this day, I wish you to feel like the hero of “The Bachelor Party in Vegas,” or, in extreme cases, “American Pie”! The main thing is that the finish is bright, memorable and good! Happy Birthday!

Let the uniform be sporty
Reforms will not affect you,
To be king
You are your own in a big house.
And today all the orders
We will do it together right away.

You are a prominent, stately man among us,
And today it’s like being on a horse!
On your birthday, a holiday so pleasant,
Let me praise you too!

I want to wish you health
To raise a lot of toasts;
Enjoy a woman's love
There is no shortage of money!

A man should always be on the alert, provide for everything and take care of everything, we wish you to entrust your responsibilities to others today, and relax yourself, but just enough so that your head doesn’t hurt tomorrow.

Happy birthday
And we wish you good health.
And in addition to you -
A lot of money, a yacht, a dacha,

Fish, beer, “Kirieshki”,
Cheese "pigtail" and nuts
Let them find their home
In your refrigerator.

At work - only success,
More laughter in your life.
More bright, bright days.
Don't forget your family and friends.

May your health be good,
There will be no need for pills.
Let joy overflow,
Only paradise reigns in the soul,
Let in finances regularly
Replenishment is taking place.
Energetic, cheerful and cheerful
Always be you. Happy birthday!

Happy Birthday man! Let the gun not fire blanks, let your health be like strong rum, let your arms hug the waist of your beloved woman and never let go of your luck. Let the storms of passion and emotions in life not subside, and let the locomotive of fate carry you to success and crazy happiness.

Birthday boy, happy birthday!
Smile from ear to ear
After all, there is laughter and fun all around,
The room is full of guests.

Everyone around you wishes
Dreams come true.
Let reality coincide
With what you want.

Well, the main thing is health
An endless resource
So that you don't remember him,
Choosing a life course.

Be happy and lucky
With a strong rear behind your back.
It is important! Very important
To those who are next to you!

What can I wish for you now?
Love, health and wealth.
To go forward, press on the gas
And you knew no obstacles to your goals!

I wish that every day
You became more and more successful.
Let there be a car, a house,
May you glow with joy!

May your wife be a loving one.
I wish you loyal friends.
After all, we only have one life,
Let only happiness be in her!

Even on horseback, like Don Quixote,
Even on a donkey, like Sancho Panza,
Press forward without stopping,
Don't miss out on this chance.

Originally Russian shish substitute
Laugh in the face of all adversity,
Season your life with a dash of risk,
Bask in the rays of mutual love.

Be healthy, like a hero,
So that the little girl plays in your hands,
So that you don't grow wider at the waist,
So that the capital figure grew.

Success is an eternal favorite
(No need for modest excuses)
Let your birthday light up
There are so many people who care about you.

I wish you success
More joy and laughter
Good friends, not grabbers,
And there are more than two Mercedes.

To buy a dacha overseas,
I have accumulated bank accounts,
So that everything works out everywhere,
But the mood did not end.

Enthusiasm - without limits.
Ideas of good, new faces.
May you be a hammer in everything.
And so that everything is “OK” everywhere!

I wish you to wake up from passionate sex,
From strong coffee and delicious cupcakes!
And let there be full vigor and strength,
And may a wave of happiness cover you!

So that the wife doesn’t get angry and does everything,
I always went out for a beer with friends.
And let my beloved mother-in-law become a fairy,
Once a year, let her come!

Let your employees respect you,
Let all your affairs be decided for you.
All goals are easy to always achieve,
Your income increased every day!

I wish that every day
You were as beautiful as a deer
But only without their horns.
Let the enemies have horns.

May you have strength...
And teeth like a crocodile,
A diplomat made from a crocodile,
Where the money is in bundles.

I wish you go fishing
You only caught mermaids
So that the float floats smoothly,
And life flowed like sweet juice.

Happy Birthday man!
Do everything as you are used to:
Win at what you love
Set goals more boldly.

Get only what you want
Be happy both day and night:
Let your hand be strong -
Give problems a kick!

I wish you only real wishes,
Gifts - only relevant and material ones,
Desperate, brave, crazy actions,
But still prudent,
I want to make fun of my enemies,
It's good to have fun with friends,
So that the whole crowd can check in at the club,
And then successfully show off on YouTube.
The next morning - just a pleasant awakening,
That's all, it seems, be healthy, happy birthday!